Last night, we met a meet-up group at Bluepointe for drinks. She had been talking to this guy and really wasn't that interested in meeting him but he insisted. So she said fine, we'll be at Bluepointe you can meet me there for a drink. Bluepointe is an upscale after hours cocktail lounge who has a fabulous martini night on Tuesdays and anyone that lives in Atlanta knows this. Most everyone is in business attire. Okay, so this guy walks in and has on jeans (not that there's anything wrong with that, they were nice jeans), a long sleeve snap shirt (who wears these) and alligator cowboy boots. Now, guys should know that the first thing women do is look at their shoes. However, we both thought he looked fine in what he was wearing and really didn't think much about it. However, he walked over to Carol and shakes her hand and says that he didn't know it was such a dressy place or he would have left on his business suit; She said back to him, "it's Buckhead"...he goes "I'm outta here" and walks off; after a few steps he comes back and says "I've lived in Atlanta for 20 years, I know Buckhead" We just look at each other like, what?
So he then left a message on her cell phone and it says basically this - "I walk in and see a big girl who can barely fit on the bar stool driving a Volkswagen Rabbit sitting with a bunch of girls - okay, first, Carol is a size 4 and barely has an ounce of fat on her, second, she drives a Toyota Solara convertible and she was in the bar, so where did the VW Rabbit come in, third, there were two other guys sitting at our table - the message goes on rambling about how much class she does not possess, etc. It was hysterical! Oh, and he calls her a "wench" and has a peasant attitude (WTF?).
here is the message!
HILARIOUS!
Then, she gets the following email. PRICELESS!
From: @talkmatch.com)
To: @talkmatch.com)
Date received: August 13, 2008
Subject: RE: RE: tonight ... a night to laugh about ...
What a mistake ... Thanks for allowing me to know the real arrogant you ... Ms. Famous Whoopy Buckheaddddyyy ... such a peasant attitude ... don't you know any better than to show your colors about phony cheap pretend class ... ???Hope you had a great evening and embarrassed yourself in front of your friends ... And to think I only came to be a gentleman to you and kind ... but at least you saved me some time ... because this is not like me ... And you were not a fit ... from day one ... and you knew it ...
Yep, internet dating is so entertaining! But then again, what will we be able to make fun of if we aren't on these websites!
BTW - Carol's new nickname is Ms. Famous Whoopy Buckheadddyyy!
Carol in her VW Rabbit!
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